Chris Benz- Wool Crepe Pant

I love these. No I am in love with these. Like full on madly in love with these pants. I love how much they mix 70's funk with modern day tailoring. I love the pockets. I love the rich Midnight Navy color. Is it legal to marry a pair of pants?

CHRIS BENZ Wool Crepe Pant in Midnight Navy ($798, forwardforward.com)